现世活宝

现世活宝

主演:赵本山  石国庆  巩汉林  雷恪生  郝爱民

状态:BD高清

类型:喜剧片

年份:1990

语言:国语

导演:段吉顺

地区:大陆

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现世活宝完整版喜剧片全集剧情内容讲述的是...初冬已来到,我的祝福也送到:彩票期期中、好运天天交、办事处处顺、生活步步高、越活越年轻、越长越俊俏、家里出黄金、墙上长钞票!中文名                                    现世活宝                                    编剧                                    李宝元、廉春明                                                    外文名                                    TwoSwindlers                                    类型                                    剧情                                                    出品时间                                    1990年                                    主演                                    赵本山,石国庆,巩汉林,雷恪生                                                    出品公司                                    北京电影制片厂                                    上映时间                                    1990年                                                    制片地区                                    中国大陆                                    对白语言                                    国语                                                    导演                                    段吉顺                                    色彩                                    彩色                                                                                        在线播放平台                                    爱奇艺                                                            演员表                                                    石国庆饰木犊                                                    赵本山饰笨山                                                    巩汉林饰倒爷                                                    陈立中饰张大妈                                                    雷恪生饰----                                                    郝爱民饰---                                                    句号饰----                                                    郭达饰----                                                            职员表                                                                                        导演                                    段吉顺                                                    编剧                                    李宝元、廉春明                                                    配乐                                    赵季平                                                    发行                                    北京电影制片厂                                                            剧情介绍                                                    被某剧团裁减下来的演员笨山(赵本山饰)和某乡镇的小手工业者木犊(石国庆饰)在华北某山区的小县城贴出一则广告:山木多功能有限公司承接如下业务:“婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。”一时间,慕名而来的人络绎不绝,首推来按摩的人最多。可是,从室内传出疼痛的喊叫声把在外候诊的人卟得夺路而逃。一个叫大山的男人带着怀孕的妻子和七个女孩请笨山占卦,笨山嫌钱付的少,便把孩子的出生地给支到温都尔汗去了。豆花想割双眼皮,木犊用画笔在她的眼上画了一个双眼皮。第二天,有人吊着胳膊来找他们算帐,笨山慌忙和木犊乔装打扮逃离县城。他俩来到乡下,承揽了某乡长的孙子百日庆典。颇有心计的笨山忽听到人群中张大妈(陈立中饰)和王二婶要给死去的儿女结阴亲的事,马上凑过去揽下这个活儿。忙乱中,广东倒爷(巩汉林饰)牵来一只猴想给乡长送一道广东名菜,这下难坏了冒充厨师的木犊。情急之下猴子跑掉,笨山赶紧挖出猪脑凑了一盘端上去。王二婶儿子死去多年,坟地位置都看不出来了,笨山灵机一动,把别人吓跑,他和小犊找来一副狗骨装进棺材。结阴亲那天,笨山和木犊一唱一和,配合默契。麦秸和米糠的母亲去世了。他们俩来到麦秸兄弟家,正遇兄.弟俩为争抢母亲留下的翡翠手镯,谁也不办丧事。笨山出主意:谁把丧事办得好,手镯就归准。最后兄弟俩得分一样,镯子随老太太带走,麦秸兄弟两家人不满,围着笨山把手镯抢碎了。笨山当众宣布由公司赔偿500元才了事。这天,笨山正卖自己印制的冥府钱,倒爷走来请他吃饭。酒桌上,倒爷拿出手镯碎块,说是假的,逼着笨山把真的卖给他。笨山灵机一动,用假镯骗取了倒爷一万元钱。木犊将醉梦中的笨山弄醒,追问他怎么弄来这么多钱。笨山明白过来后,拉着木犊想逃,但为时已晚。追赶他们的人越来越多,笨山想让木犊把冥府钱撒掉摆脱追他们的人,谁知急乱中连真钱也都扔出去,两人落得两手空空而去。
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